I never thought I’d see the day where I was writing a Harry Styles blog, but here we are. Don’t get me wrong, I’m an H-Stizzy fanboy, so I’m honored to be writing about such a king. I mean, Watermelon Sugar, Adore You, Sign of the Times … freaking ANTHEMS.
So, being the mega-star that he is, Styles is doing a massive world tour, playing stadiums across the world, and he just announced that the final US stop on the tour is gonna be iiinnnnnn……. Little Rock, Arkansas.
Uhhhh, interesting choice here, no? Do people in Arkansas even know who Harry Styles is? I’m pretty sure the only thing people down there do for entertainment is cow-tipping and cover college football spreads, so I don’t see how a male popstar from London exactly fits into that mix.
Luckily for Harry, however, he has a cult-like fanbase, and they’ll follow him absolutely anwhere. I personally know at least four girls who’s main personality trait is being a Harry Styles fan, and these people will 100% go to see him in Little Rock. It’s gonna be great watching a bunch of dimwit, woke white girls from the suburbs try to navigate the cornfields and bucolic Klanland that is the great state of Arkansas. But hey, at least they’ll get to see my boy Harry.