Why Did Clare and Dale Break Up?

Wow. What a bomb shell for your Tuesday afternoon. Clare and Dale are no more. What a shame! But, c’mon, we all saw this coming.

Clare was almost ten years Dale’s elder, and quite frankly was a bit of a loose cannon. Dale probably loved to fuck, and w as tired of being with one woman day in and day out. I’d put it at 99% he was looking for new hoes. This is all speculative of course, but as a gambling man I’d put fat units on Dale simply wanting to be with other females sexually.

This has to make Clare’s time as the Bachelorette an all-time failure, right? She had to spend the entire time in a bubble at a hotel, didn’t finish the season, was disliked by the masses, and then her relationship didn’t even work out. It doesn’t get any worse than that.

In the mean time, if Clare’s looking for a new fella to fill the void, may she look no further then yours truly. I’m a kind soul. Average height. Good hair. Honestly everything Clare could ever wish for if she’s willing to ignore the fact that she’s old enough to be my mother. So check those DMs Clare Bear (that can be our relationship name for each other idk lol).

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