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White Claws & Hot Chicks

Tender Tip Tuesday

That’s right you filthy animals I’m back on a new platform. Same cocky, informative and wise, tips for your bar outing pleasure. I have always been your favorite bar insider on what to order to look cool and what times to score with chicks, and when to maybe leave the pissed off girl alone. I have told you guys what to wear on certain days and certain times. When is it ok to yell at the team playing and when to play it aloof. Listen I’m still you’re neighborhood friendly bartender, I just want to help the masses, not just you SWFL Dbags.

So here it is my tip of the day. White Claws are delicious, we all know that deep down inside. When is it appropriate and how should we order it. You can order white claws anytime at an outside bar when it’s hot, that’s always fair game. You never order white claws in a dive bar, EVER!!!! Now when you are out at your neighborhood watering hole and really have a hankering you can order a white claw, take a sip and make sure you add on the shot of vodka that coincides with the claw, (mango, with mango, lime with lime,etc). It makes you look cool in front of the ladies because you are drinking what they are (that starts a conversation i.e. icebreaker) and your friends can’t give you shit because you have a 5% drink with vodka on top. You’re welcome for my tip and your mom was too last night!.. Feel Good.. Look Good…Look Good..Drink Good…Drink Good… Die Good…

Johnny B ( Your mom’s favorite bartender and blogger)

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