Putting my nails down a chalkboard. Eating gas station mystery meat. Dragging my balls, a half mile across broken glass. Going hunting with Dick Cheney. These are all things I’d rather do than have to look at Antonio Brown’s feet ever again.
The nightmares started after an Instagram story from Brown. The star wide receiver missed several days of practice due to a foot injury, leading to him visiting a foot specialist on Saturday.
If you’ve never been a believer in pedicures for men (which I occasionally enjoy), then feast your eyes on these bad boys.
The specialist had good news – Brown is listed as day-to-day per Ian Rapoport and shouldn’t miss an extended period.
The bad news is his feet are tremendously ugly. Maybe his 3 year, $50 million contract can help fix that.