In a statement sure to get clicks, Trump has said “COVID-19 is a pussy and so is Joe Biden.” WWE Hall of Famer and current President Donald J. Trump recently spoke about his experience dealing with the coronavirus, but in this case I’m talking about Joseph K. Trump, a source inside my office who has some candid opinions on the ‘rona and 2020 Democratic Presidential candidate “Creepy” Joe Biden.

Mr. Trump is not comparing COVID-19 or Joe Biden to our feline friends.

I spoke with Mr. Trump over a pint of Jack Daniels during his break from his duties as the office’s cleaning crew. Trump, a registered voter had this to say about the coronavirus. “COVID-19 is a pussy and it’s no worse than the flu. I get the flu every year and while I had pneumonia the last two times, I’m still here. You have to build your body’s immune system up by getting diseases if you’re going to last long on earth.”

Mr. Trump, who uses portable oxygen to breathe and is on a number of drugs to help get him through the day added, “Joe Biden is a pussy too. I was hoping the President would have slapped him around during the debate.”

I couldn’t argue with Joseph K. Trump about Joe Biden being a pussy as he looks like the kind of person who talks tough, but can’t back things up. Our talk turned to “Lyin'” Joe’s many faults including his overall creepiness, his difficulty telling the truth, and his overall confused nature.

Joe Biden has many faults but is being a pussy one of them?

While I can’t agree with Trump that COVID-19 is a pussy, I can agree with him about Joe Biden being one and like any disagreement, it’s good to start with a point you agree on rather than the one you disagree about. It’s a vital lesson I learned in Con College after someone said they don’t like watching telenovelas and they were shanked by a gang member.

As for President Donald J. Trump, here’s what HE had to say about the ‘rona.

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