There was Powder, then Randolph, now Gustavo. Dave Portnoy seems to be a very HUGE pet fish guy. Some may even call him a pet fish activist but you didn’t hear that from me (a good t-shirt idea if you ask me, wink wink). Like I said in my blog yesterday these unboxing’s that Dave has been doing has provided us the people with great content in these crappy times. I have no idea who thought it would be a good idea to send the Pres a fish but whoever did thank you. The first fish he was given he named Randolph and not for nothing he maybe the best goldfish to ever exist.
The fact that people were even questioning how good of fish father Pres was after he got Randolph is just crazy, he did not need to provide us with an Emergency Press Conference but you idiots made him take time out of his important day to do it anyways.
I don’t know if the person that first gave Dave a fish is a sociopath but this is exactly the content we need to get us through these unusual times. I don’t know how many more fish Dave will get especially since the unboxing’s are postponed until further notice but one thing is for sure I am sure happy for these moments that he has given us! The saying goes don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened!