Okay sure we lost to them yesterday but that’s just because we came out there to play backyard baseball and they were able to pull one out the bag, big fahkin deal. Tonight’s beating is just proof that when we come to play baseball we do 3 things, We pitch the fucking baseball, We hit the fucking baseball, and We run those fucking bases and score runs better than absolutely anybody else in this league. We came out here tonight like OJ because this was murder, 20-8. (not happy about the 7 runs we gave up in the 9th though)

Someone tell the Rays cover the left fucking side. Kike Hernandez absolutely made the Rays seem like his nuts the way he was dragging them tonight. 5 AB’s tonight with 3 Hits and 3 Runs, just an absolute monster with the bat tonight. I remember some Sox fans complaining about Kike when we first signed him and he’s proven multiple times this season that he doesn’t give a fuck about your opinion he’s still that fucking guy. Kike, Raphael Devers and Kevin Plawecki all got subbed out of the game around the 8th inning for being so fucking good tonight. There is so much to unpack from this game tonight. JD was also a demon with the bat getting 3 runs off 4 hits, we have so much offense.

We have army weapons with the amount of bombs this team hits, sure that was corny I don’t give a fuck my team just dropped a 20 piece I’ll be corny a couple times. We had 19 hits in total with 20 runs, Bogaerts was the only one to hit a HR but we still had so many bombs left field and just RBI after RBI. The offense is flowing so beautifuly I could actually cry tears of joy.

Oh and don’t fucking forget about Nathan “Fucked Yo Girl” Eovaldi. Such an underrated striker on that mound. Only gave up 3 hits in 7 innings with 10 strikeouts. He’s dangerous and the true baseball fans have known this but a lot of people looking in sleep all over Eovaldi and that’s fine but when playoff time comes and he’s striking out your favorite player I’m just going to sit back and laugh. Im honestly not a big baseball head either but I know my team well.

All in all it was a beautiful game for us, the 9th inning was shaky as fuck we gave up 7 runs in the 9th but it’s cool we still stomped them into the fucking ground and made a joke out of them. Don’t fuck with the Boston Red Sox

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