Am I being bamboozled or have the dinosaurs been resurrected in Florida? I mean look at that thing, there is absolutely zero chance that that terrestrial beast is possibly an alligator, that has to be some form of triceratops.

Like, I’m sorry but am I the only one who didn’t know these mother fuckers could stand? I honestly thought they just slithered around on their little bellies and merely devoured the occasional toddler, but you’re telling me I actually have to worry about these things running at me!

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And can we talk about the calmness with which the camera man operates this situation? Forget the borderline-dinosaur, this guy should be the real story. He sees this beast and says, “look at this guy out for a stroll,” like the poise on this gentlemen is unreal! If I were in that situation all I probably could have said was “holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck,” or I’d just soil myself without saying anything.

Honestly though, I don’t see how anyone could have confidence to play this course after seeing this beast. Like, what happens if you shank one into the pond and then all the sudden a blood-thirsty tyrannosaurus rex is chasing your ass down the fairway?

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