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“We Just Murdered Coronavirus Son!” Can Faith Healer Cure COVID with Phone Call?
The coronapocalypse has seen some fascinating stories ranging from people imbibing aquarium cleaner to prevent the ‘rona to Hulk Hogan…
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Shit-Faced for Shots: Can Free Beer Up Vaccinations?
As the demand for coronavirus vaccines continues diminishing, health care professionals are teaming up with local brewers to entice people…
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Why I Got the Johnson and Johnson COVID-19 Vaccine
I just received my COVID-19 vaccination, a complete turnaround from when the vaccine was announced. I thought some people who…
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WWE’s Wacky WrestleMania Quarantine Policy: A Disaster Waiting to Happen
With WrestleMania XXXVII fast approaching, fans are wondering how strict the WWE’s quarantine policy is to protect its wrestlers from…
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Titillating 2020 “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking” Award Winner Revealed!
It’s time to announce the 2020 winner for the “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking” Award. This is my way to honor…
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Does Digging for Gold=Digging Your Own Grave? COVID and Nose-Picking
Just when you think you’ve heard every warning possible about COVID-19, scientists are warning people not to pick their nose…
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Can Christmas Caroling Cause COVID?
The coronapocalypse has made its way to Christmas, with some doctors now warning against Christmas caroling due to concerns it…
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NFL Sanctions Patriots and Saints for COVID-19 Foul-Ups
A number of news sites are reporting that the NFL has fined the New England Patriots and New Orleans Saints…
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Kudos for COVID-Safe Catfights. This Chick was Ready to Throw Down Wearing a Mask
After months of writing about the coronapocalypse, I witnessed first-hand the craziness that has turned our society upside down. What…
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New Jersey Governor Called a Dick for Disregarding Own COVID Rules
In another classic case of “do as I say, not as I do” New Jersey governor was caught eating with…
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