All posts tagged "coronapocalypse"
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487New England PatriotsNew England Patriots Players Opting Out of 2020-21 Season? Coronapocalypse Cancellations Continue
You can count six New England Patriots out of this coming football season. ESPN’s Mike Reiss is reporting that six players have...
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1.0K1Coronavirus
Verboten! Nazi Masks Banned at Wal-Mart: Coronapocalypse Comedy Gold Tour Continues
A Couple Can’t Understand Normal Thinking? In another blow for the world’s perception of Americans (and an addition to the ongoing coronapocalypse...
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600Events
No Stimulus Check Motivates Man to Rob Bank: The Bank Robbery Blog
The coronapocalypse has led to poor life choices ranging from ingesting fish tank cleaner, drinking bleach, and now robbing banks. In a...
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568Coronavirus
WrestleMania 37 Reportedly Moving to Tampa
WrestleMania 37 won’t be held in Hollywood, at least according to Ringside News. While I’d put this in the category of wild...
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4341Coronavirus
From Sunshine State to Stupid State: Florida Breaks Record for Daily COVID-19 Infection
The Sunshine State (aka Florida for those who don’t know their state nicknames) is quickly becoming The Stupid State as more people...
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502Coronavirus
Coronavirus Causes Extended Erection: Baneful Boner Baffles
As if the coronapocalypse couldn’t get any worse, scientists are investigating the case of a 62-year-old Frenchman who reportedly suffered an extended...
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399Coronavirus
Vince McMahon Cleans Up During Coronapocalypse
Vincent Kennedy McMahon appears to have cleaned up during the coronapocalypse. No, I’m not talking about maintaining a sanitary environment for his...
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468Pro Wrestling
Is Vincent Kennedy McMahon a Complete Piece of Shit? Rumor of Running Shows with Fans Suggests So.
If anyone has any doubts that Vince McMahon is a complete piece of shit, he’s doing his damndest to remove any doubts...
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543Music
Exclusive: Interview with New Music Artist Accept Cookies. Coronapocalypse Song “Pandemic Sunset”
The coronapocalypse has impacted the world and like any major societal event (benign or harmful), our culture reacts whether it’s in mediums...
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208Coronavirus
WWE Wrestler Tests Positive for COVID-19
After weeks of running empty arena shows amidst the coronapocalypse, it appears the numbers game has caught up with the WWE. This...
