Listen, as a diehard Yankees fan, you have to swallow this pill, the Yankees stink. They aren’t a good ball club, and their window of ‘chasing a ring’ is rapidly closing. Guaranteed the Yankees have been chasing for a ring for the past twelve years and have yet to even make another World Series in that time frame but that is neither here nor there.

That 5’8 schticky ‘heart over height’ fool Marcus Stroman is triggering R-worded Yankee fans and the fact of the matter is he is right. It all started when some dumb Yankee fan tweeted out a photoshopped picture of Stroman in a Yankee uniform and I almost threw up violently when I saw it.

First of all I appreciate Marcus Stroman’s passion for the game, trying to add swagger and make the game fun again I enjoy his love for the game. But the fact of the matter is he would never end up in pinstripes so he is saying he wouldn’t want to be a Yankee anyway because they don’t want him.

If the Yankees wanted Stroman, he already would have been a Yankee simple as that really.

Stroman’s obsession with always mentioning the Yankees reminds me of that fat creepy kid in high school who was always asking the pretty girls “where my hug at?” Stroman’s schtick is he doesn’t want to wear the pinstripes.

What I like about Marcus is he claps back at these R-worded Yankee fans and puts them in their place with facts.

What needs to happen is George Steinbrenner needs to come back from the grave, kick everyone in the dick and turn this ship. The New York Yankees, who are the most historic team in all of sports are quickly becoming a poverty franchise. Brian Cashman needs to dig deep, grab himself by the nuts, and have a 2008 offseason or he needs to go away simple as that. Also be done with this analytics shit, it has not helped them at all.

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