(click video above first) — Alright, holy shit. This isn’t even a snake. This fucking thing is the size of ten humans length wise and has a bigger width than OG Mudbone’s fake penis. I honestly wish that the cops would have pulled out a gun and shot this thing. Cops sometimes shoot people for no reason so why not shoot this big useless snake. This happened in a Detroit neighborhood. Could you imagine seeing this fucking thing?
“She’s about 18 feet long, 18-plus feet, so I can understand people worried about seeing a big snake sitting on top of a garage like that,” Devin Jones-White who owns the snake.
Jones-White said he took in Juliet about five years ago from an older couple who had raised her for her first three years. For food, she eats thawed-out rabbits, he said.
Yep. I’m sorry Devin…. I really, really, really hope you turn this thing over to the zoo. Find a different pet. This isn’t a pet. You can have a pet snake. Not this fucking thing though…. C’mon man.
That thing is fucking 69 feet long, looks like it’s got 17 children inside of it, and well…. how can you even say shoot and dog in the same sentence? https://t.co/jE2DmCsBk6— TREVSTONE (@TrevStonePSE) April 20, 2019
Now let me remind you about a couple of stories…
In 2017, a 25-year-old Indonesian man who was missing was gruesomely discovered when villagers cut open a 23-foot-long reticulated python to find the man’s legs, Wang reported.
Last year, another Indonesian villager, a 54-year-old woman, was devoured by another 23-foot-long reticulated python so bloated that it could barely move, Selk wrote.
Now… I know what you’ll say well what if people don’t like dogs… Dogs have killed people. Are you fucking kidding me? There is a difference. This thing should be in a zoo. A dog? No.
I’ve been talking about moving from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan to near Detroit to be able to see more Detroit sports events…. but after this.. I don’t think I’ll be moving. Let me know when its dead. If you don’t think owning this is a problem…. I hope it makes its way to your house.