Have you ever been out in public shirtless, showing off your super impressive dadbod and been kicked out of a store because of that pesky “No shirt, No Shoes, No service” rule? 

If only you had a cool t-shirt to put on. A cool t-shirt from Pro Sports Extra.  Well, thanks to the creative genius of myself and PSE Founder Trevor Uren, now you do!

I hereby present to you the Robert Kraft: Manipulate My Genitals t-shirt.

Unless you live in a bubble, you’re probably aware by now that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution in Jupiter, Florida as part of a months-long investigation into human trafficking. It’s important to note there is no known evidence that anyone who was charged was aware of that. Obviously, human trafficking is terrible. Essentially, men who were unaware of the larger situation were visiting the Orchids of Asia Day Spa to get a good old fashioned rub and tug. Between his Super Bowl wins and spa trips, no one has more happy endings than Robert Kraft.

Not long after the news broke, the police report was released to the public, explicitly describing the encounter.

“At approximately 1102hrs, <redacted> began manipulating Kraft’s penis and testicles…” – Hence, the catchy t-shirt slogan.

The time has come to unite Patriots fans together, along with those who just want to support having the occasional reverse Miyagi by purchasing this t-shirt. Plus, I’m getting a cut of the money, so there’s that.

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