OH MY GOD THEY DID IT! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! YOUR FAMILY, YOUR RELIGION, RUTGERS BASKETBALL!!! In their first NCAA tournament appearance since 1991 the Rutgers Scarlet Knights have conquered the shit out of Clemson.
Steve Pikiell should be revered as a god in the Garden State. This man took over a program that was as nonexistent as Jimmy Hoffa, and now we’re winning tournament games. Geo Baker has the biggest testicles on the east coast, and Jacob Young can run any player in the country out of the gym. I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!
Oh, and to the girl from my high school who went to Clemson (you know who you are), suck it. Should’ve chose Rutgers, feels great to be dancing.