Could it be? Roger Goodell is really this scared of Dave Portnoy the founder of Barstool Sports? Rumors have it that the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers will start the season on Thursday Night Football, which is weird because the Super Bowl Champions always play on OPENING DAY.
What could it be? Is it because last time he showed up to this?
The NFL is using the reason of, this being the 100th season, so they want the longest rivalry to open the season, but let’s be real Roger. You don’t want to show up the first day of the season to 70,000 CLOWN SHIRTS and TOWELS waiving all around the stadium. Go Pres Go. Go Pres Go. I can see it now, can’t you? The left fist pumps from Pres while he’s up in the crowd. Well that’s if he isn’t kicked out. Maybe he’ll be up in the Kraft’s suite, puffing clouds for the #MHOC. I’m sure Kraft would fit into the #MHOC.
Okay reading that you might be a little confused, but Barstool Sports owner Dave Portnoy was kicked out of the Super Bowl… For? Well attending media day a couple days ahead of the Super Bowl without credentials. This man shouldn’t need no damn credentials, everyone knows him…. If the first game isn’t on Thursday though they’d have to be on prime time Sunday to celebrate the Super Bowl win, right? Why does Roger Goodell have to be such a bitch, like honestly, why change tradition. Let the Patriots open it up, and celebrate.
Kicked out of Super Bowl
But for a quick throwback let’s go back to Portnoy being kicked out. Because if you didn’t see it, you have to. This was the best part about the punt, pass and kick of a Super Bowl that was played. But honestly how can you kick someone out of there $5,000 Super Bowl seat? Get a life. Click here for behind the scenes of Portnoy getting kicked out of Media Day/SuperBowl and after party.
Coaches in Goodell clown shirt:
Matt Patricia – Now Detroit Lions head coach.
As a Detroit Lions fan, I love this! Patricia is the guy Detroit needs. In Patricia We Trust.
Sean Payton – Saints head coach
What coach is going to wear this next? Leave you comment below.
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