Rip-Roaring Results: Rapper Bad Bunny Tests Negative for Talent

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In a move that should surprise no one outside of rapper Bad Bunny’s entourage, 27-year-old Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio (aka Bad Bunny) has tasted negative for talent. Bad Bunny, whose accomplishments include winning the WWE 24/7 Championship and similarly obtained awards such as a Grammy need not worry however as the music industry is full of no to limited-talented individuals who have found a way to make it big.

As readers know, I had the misfortune of hearing Bad Bunny allegedly perform at the 2021 Royal Rumble and while I can’t confirm my subsequent month-long illness was caused by his performance, I’m certainly avoiding any future “performances” like a colonoscopy.

According to my sources, the test came about when Mr. Bunny hopped into the WWE Performance Center for a routine physical and a concerned Vince McMahon had Bunny screened for talent. The result was negative but as any WWE fan will tell you, Mr. McMahon has never let the lack of talent get in the way of pushing an individual.

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Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.

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