Did you know that according to Google, there are 3,600 people on Instagram who have over 1+ Million followers? Also, if you have ever been on Instagram for a hot minute, you know that a majority of those 3,600 are sex bombs loaded with nuclear level seductive power. Pictures that would make a man (or woman, no shaming on this website now or ever) spill more waste than the Chernobyl meltdown.

As you peruse the internet on this fine Saturday (or whenever you are reading this), I hope you have a drink in hand and a pillow over your genitals, because like your girlfriend catching you in a lie about your bachelor party, you are about to start sweating.

Now, let’s just call a spade a spade here, I simply typed in “Instagram Sexy” on Google, and went to the “News” section and fiddled through a few articles to find my leading candidate for this inaugural rendition of everyone’s favorite pastime.

Like a conservative Christian father from Indiana finding out about his son pursuing his life’s dream of moving to the West Village, brace yourself. There was life before Smuterday, and life after it.

Enjoy ladies and gentlemen. Have some fun tonight. Hopefully this kick starts an estrogen and testosterone filled hormonal reaction fueled nightcap. God Bless Cindy Prado.

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