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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! Anyone who ever thought that game was ever in doubt is a fool, a complete fool. The Brooklyn Nets are COMICALLY better than the Los Angeles Lakers, I don’t care that it got close for a second in the end. We were up 23 points for a reason, the foot came off the gas for a little, but we dominated that game.

Shoutout to the guys that played tonight. Patty Mills looked like Steph Curry, Harden thought it was 2016, Bruce Brown dropped his nuts on the table and Nic Claxton… we’ll get to later. This team is ravaged by COVID, and still managed to beat the team that was the favorites to win the west at the start of the season. Westbrook stinks.

And for the record, Los Angeles is Nic Claxton’s city. He threw the ball down on LeBrons head to win the game like he was spiking a volleyball and then swatted Russ’s bullshit into a new planet the next possession down the floor. Forget Shaq, Magic, Kobe, Kareem, LeBum, and whoever else thinks they were moderately important to Los Angeles basketball, it’s Claxton’s city now. That was the best performance the Staples Center’s ever seen. And if you read that and thought some BS about how it’s not called the Staples Center anymore, you’re a nerd and nobody wants to hear what you have to say.

Can you imagine what would’ve happened if we had Kevin Durant? We might’ve won by 100. LeBron might’ve retired by now. Westbrook’s probably traded. It would’ve been such a savage beating that ESPN took it off the air. I hope every Laker fan is having a terrible Christmas. You guys suck.

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Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.
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