Growing up as a football fan there was only one good thing about Mondays and that was the Monday Night game. I used to sit in class all day just waiting to hear the amazing commentary. I mean we had great analysts like Madden, and Gruden who would really give you great insight to the game and even make you laugh. 

Flash forward to 2019…. We are stuck with shit rotten Booger McFarland and Joe fucking Tessitore. I would rather stick my dick in a blender then hear Booger try to make the Steelers and Bengals game interesting. It’s not just that I hold my past heroes so highly, it’s just the fact that these two are the least interesting people ever. I mean fuck at least last season we had the Booger Mobile, shit was ELECTRIC.

What I guess I am proposing is that we take away the Monday Night game from ESPN until they can get their shit together and give us some color commentary worth a damn.  I mean what else should we expect ESPN is the most boring cookie cutter version of sports in the world and they got 2 announcers who embody that with a fiery passion. 

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