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Man Arrested Over Weekend At Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse In Nashville For Swinging His Colostomy Bag Over His Head

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First off, this headline is hilarious. This is something where you would expect to see “Florida Man” somewhere in the title but sadly that wasn’t the case this time. Call me what you will, but if I go to Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honkey Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse and I don’t see some wild shit like that I want a fucking refund. I expect this to be a White Trash Bash and anything short of that would be an embarrassment to the establishment.

I can only feel bad for the cops involved. Imagine already having a “crappy day” pun intended, and then you see some Yee Haw looking mother fucker slinging a bag of shit around his head all because he had one to many small batch bourbons. Cops have been in poor light the last few years but at least our Shit Bandit gave us all a little police laugh.

Many may say this would detour you from coming to the steakhouse but if I ever find myself in Nashville looking for a nice spot to eat you bet your ass I’ll be going to visit your boy Kid Rock.

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