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Liam Neeson LOVES Pissing His Pants

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Holy fuck, this man could make Jim Boeheim jealous. Consider him Miles Davis, this cat is king cool. An M. Night Shyamalan twist that I was not expecting, Liam Neeson joins the pantheon of Big Cat & Mark Schlereth, as an all-timer in the self-relief category.

This Twitter user compiled a piss thread

for the Louvre, targeting a specific thing that no one has noticed before (how not I will never know).

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I mean come the fuck on? He is not even trying to remotely shake his dick? Also, from the look of these photos, it would appear that he doesn’t even try to make it to the urinal half of the time. This kind of disregard for what people think about you is something that we all must aspire to. Now, Liam Neeson is 68 years old, so this could be a medical problem that is causing that, and if that is the case it is far less funny. However, for right now, let’s just live in a world where Liam Neeson doesn’t feel it necessary to find a bathroom, and just warms up his privates at the dinner table in a flurry of gold tinted discarded Yuengling. What a god damn legend.

Now, I would find it astounding that he even has 4 photos like the first tweet is showing, but the fact that he has TWENTY different instances is an incredulous disregard for social morays. Also, the fact that absolutely no one is going to say “hey Liam, you have to stop pissing your pants”, is the type of fear all men aspire to have surrounding their existence. Pissing pants and snapping necks, the legacy of Liam. Put him in the Hall of Fame of Men, right fucking now.

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