Oh. My. God. How??? Lebron James just air-balled a free throw. Never in my life would I have thought I’d witness such a monumental occasion. As a 2002 baby, Bron’s been the bast basketball player in the world virtual every season I’ve watched. Every time I’ve seen the guy step on the hardwood he’s just shafted the entire sport with ease … and now he’s airballing freethrows??? On Christmas???
Jordan would never. Are we really supposed to consider this man the greatest basketball player of all time if he’s airballing freethrows? Dawg, I could have at least caught rim on that shot… probably. According to Rachel Nichols, Bron was pounding wine pregame. This man is clearly still intoxicated. Again, Jordan would never. How are today’s children to look up to a man who dares to play an NBA basketball game while belligerently intoxicated? Adam Silver, please, suspend Mr. James.
BTW: The Brooklyn Nets are the greatest team to ever grace the hardwood. Been smoking that Celtic pack alllllllllll night. Merry Christmas to everyone except LeBron. Unless he ends up reading this then Merry Christmas LeBron.