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Kevin Durant takes 5% stake in Philadelphia Union

Philadelphia has a new part owner in town.

Let me be the first Philly scumbag to welcome Mr. Durant to Philadelphia (technically, Chester). Now that Durant has a piece of a Philadelphia team, he should know a couple things.

1. We hate losing.

2. We lose a good amount

3. We throw things at people

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/2/1/16946406/eagles-santa-claus-history-booing-snowballs

https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2011/3/11/2044411/jd-drew-phillies-fans-batteries

4. Eagles won the Super Bowl

5. Get the Sons of Ben on your side

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