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Justin Fields Is A Fucking Stud & Quite The Consolation Prize | Memoir Of A #Jets Fan

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Ah, the Hannah Davis to my previous rendezvous with the illustrious Minka Kelly. Going into tonight’s game there was a lot of emotion for a diehard Jets fan. As if your ex-girlfriend and the new girl you have been flirting with are about to get into a Jell-o wrestling match in front of all of your friends. Now, admittedly, even though you are not with your ex-girlfriend any longer, you still have a lot of feelings for her, because you were attached to her for so long. She broke it off with you, and you were forced to move on, and you are on the prowl the best way you know how. Shooting off more shots than JR Smith, trying to look all around for anything that you find titillating. After days/weeks of uncertainty, and awkward masterbation sessions off the previous trysts that you came to know and love, you locked your sights in on a new woman. That new woman my friends, is Justin Fields.

Now, Justin is not the prospect that Trevor is when it comes to hype, but I am not sure he is too far behind when it comes to talent, and he is jamming it down the throats of every naysayer harder than Mark Jackson preaching the good word of the lord on a random California side street.

Right now, in the national semi-final against Clemson, he has 5 incompletions, and 6 touchdowns for 400 yards (seemingly while playing with broken ribs), and he is solidifying his draft stock as the #2 prospect in this draft.

As a Jets’ fan, we ultimately know that we will make the wrong move come draft day, but maybe, just maybe Justin Fields will continue this tirade through the championship game and force us to save the franchise. Anyone who has watched college football the last two years, knows that Justin Fields has everything it takes to be successful in the pro game. Are you weary of him playing with OSU talent? Sure. Does Dwayne Haskins flame out scare me more than hiring BIll Cosby as my personal bartender? Certainly. However, this time around, regardless of how burned you’ve been in the past, you have to go Fields. It is the right choice, and you shouldn’t make the waters so murky if you are Joe Douglas.

Feed me Justin Fields, and let’s get to work on turning this fucking Hindenburg around.

PS. What a gorgeous napalm of female beauty Hannah Jeter is. Holy moly.

Hannah Davis, who now goes by Hannah Jeter, married Derek Jeter in 2016...  | Hannah jeter, Hannah davis, Sports illustrated swimsuit hot

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