Justice For Jordie – @jordiebarstool

The Twitter police took another bad boy off the streets. Score one for the “good guys” who watch over the twitter community like the CIA tracing my calls.

Barstool’s sweetheart, and notorious lax bro, twitter account was suspended for apparently sharing German porn soccer videos. Goes to show you who Twitter was pulling for in WW2. There is no doubt in my mind Jordie is Philly tough and will rebuild his twitter account faster than I have in a few years.

P.S. Jordie, if you need a 6’3” 230 defensemen, former Penn State (club) lax player who gets off on clearing the ball to his playmakers. Hit me up.

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