Yesterday wide receiver Jordan Matthews signed with the Philadelphia Eagles. Jordan Matthews was a member of the Eagles for his first three NFL seasons. Last season he spent it in Buffalo playing for the Bills.
And after being signed reporters asked him what it was like spending a year in Buffalo, and his response is electric.
Just have sex. There’s nothing else.
Jordan Matthews said he’s a father now because of his year in Buffalo. “There wasn’t anything to do there but each other.” 😳
— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) September 19, 2018
Well there you have it, words straight from Jordan Matthews. Don’t go to Buffalo if you plan on having a night-life. You’ll only be able to bang your ol’ lady. Sounds terrible.
Jordan’s wife, Cheyna plays for the Washington Spirit of the NWSL. They married in June 2017! And their son was Josiah was born on August 24th!
Especially now that they “can’t” just through tables at pregames, Bills Mafia what you gonna do? Bang more? Lol