James Harden is Fat Again

Bro, what does this guy do before the game? Does he call over the other teams mascot and freaking eat him? Is his pregame meal the entire menu of every restaurant in the city of Houston? Look at how big he was looking tonight.

Harden looks like he should be serving concessions at the arena, not starting at the 2. Crazy thing is despite his emerging obesity, he’s probably gonna drop 40 tonight. Then hit the strip club after. And probably indulge in some snacks while he’s at it. Then drop 40 again the next night. Guy’s not human.

It might be just me but I feel like a fat James Harden plays better. I’m betting the Rockets every which way tonight.

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