As many people know Barstool Sports founder and one of the most electric people on the internet Dave Portnoy has been doing live #unboxing videos on Instagram pretty much every weeknight for the better part of two weeks now. Dave simply is opening up packages that Stoolies and other people alike have been sending him and one word to sum up these unboxing videos: ELECTRIC. The shit that some people have been sending him is mind boggling and some of the craziest stuff you can think of from live fish, to medieval weaponry. This is such a simple concept for the Pres opening up thousands of packages that he gets over the course of the week, this is another example of why his big brain is far superior from the rest (DISCLAIMER: NO, I AM NOT ASS KISSING).

But this got my mediocre sized brain thinking, the amount of garbage that is leftover in his apartment most be crazy right? And it definitely is Dave is way too important to be cleaning up the shit mess that is being left over after these unboxing videos he is providing US the people with great content in these rough times, while other Barstool employees are not grinding as hard as he is and just sitting on their asses doing nothing and not blogging (Which they are paid to do by the way.)

Dave actually called out his employees for none of them volunteering to help him clean his apartment after the unboxing videos.

So, Dave let me put my name in the official running to be YOUR guy to clean up after your #unboxing videos. I am your guy for this job, I can be your ‘yes‘ man and do whatever is needed because clearly you need someone who can do that because a lot of people at Barstool are very ungrateful for all that you do for them. You have turned absolute NOBODIES into minor celebrities, and I don’t believe a lot of them understand how privileged they are. Whatever you need from me I would be grateful to do; clean your apartment, produce content, film, edit, whatever, I can be your guy! I am taking the initiative and putting my name out there in the official running to be just that your guy you need help I got you. Here are some of my credentials:

I have been a Stoolie since I was a Sophomore in high school I have envisioned myself working Barstool since then there is nothing that would make me happier. If this is the way I could get my foot through the door so be it: I AM WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. I have the experience of creating content; blogging, man on the streets, directing, having my own radio show, and much more. But if you just need a guy that will pick up and organize all of your trash well damnit I am the guy for the job!

I appreciate the platform Trev has given me here at ProSportsExtra and I love everyone at the PSE team whatever happens if Dave does not take me up on my offer, I am staying with Pro Sports Extra this is just a pitch that I thought of! Any thoughts Pres?

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