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Houston Astros Player Caught Masturbating Against The Orioles #AdvisedIncorrectly

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Last night Houston Astros player Abraham Toro blasted a three-run jack, off of Mickey Jannis. See how much easier that was to read? ESPN has so much goddamn money that you would think they’d have the ability to proof read before they put this out to the ENTIRE INTERNET. There was obviously no masturbating going on at the game, well that we know about.

When this title came across my cellphone I audibly GASPED. I knew exactly what they were meaning but my big dumb brain couldn’t fathom the fact that ESPN a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY would make a jack off joke. Honestly, if they did this would be some behind the scenes galaxy brain level type of shit, but I don’t think Disney would let that one fly.

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In all seriousness The Astros are the hottest team in baseball and I hope this hot streak continues into next weekend when those pretentious Yankees come down to H-Town. As always stay advised, and bang those fucking cans baby.

Rough start for the Yankees #Cryingjordanface #Cryingjordan
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