Hand up, I don’t know shit about politics. BUT, I do love gambling. So, if there’s a big event that the entire country’s watching, I’m gonna be throwing on it. Put the Giants game on one TV, the debate on the other, and don’t be scared to tease Philadelphia with Trump to be asked about white supremacy and have yourself a night. So, here’s my debate picks for the night. (odds and props via Bovada)

Trump to Mention Joe Rogan (+625)

Now, at north of 6-1, I can’t really consider this one to be a lock, but its honestly just something I wanna root for. I wanna see Joe Rogan talk to the two candidates to be the leader of the free world about DMT and heel hooks. I wanna see Trump and Biden try to segway talk about Elk Hunting into points about foreign policy for a man whose massive biceps and tatoos are bulging out of his Onnit t-shirt. The Rogan interview only goes down if Trump mentions it, so why not throw a few dollars on it.

https://twitter.com/Dude4Liberty/status/1317111044792291328

Trump to say “China Virus” (+125) before “Fake News” (-145)

Just kind of a gut feeling on this one. I don’t know dick about politics, so I’m gonna be loading up on bets early on so I can turn it off and get back to Thursday Night Ball. That being said, rooting for a man to say a phrase has to be an absolutely nippling experience, and I’m gonna be on the edge of my ass until this dude speaks my bet into reality.

Biden to take a sip of water before Trump (-182)

I know, I know I’m juice-bagging a little here, but in all honesty its a complete sharp pick. Yeah, I’ve admitted to not knowing anything about politics at least twice on this blog, but I’ve got insider knowledge on this locksky. Remember that thing in like 2018 where Trump chugged a water because people made fun of how he drank? Yup, I did. He’s gonna be insecure about how he sips, and he’s only gonna drink when he absolutely has to.

Biden, on the other hand, is old as balls. You know what old people do? They get thirsty. About four sentences in the guys gonna need a drink, and he’ll take a sip of water, cashing a winner. Lock it in, and enjoy your Thursday.

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