A wrestling fan just dropped $400 on Cameo for Alexa Bliss to turn him down for a date, once again proving the power of the pussy (P.O.P.) Pro Wrestling Sheet’s Ryan Satin posted the video (no truth to the rumor that Satin himself paid for the video):
Here’s a transcript of “Little Miss Bliss’s” easy letdown:
You fucking cuck. Can’t believe you paid $400 (Sorry, I was reading some old emails from an ex). Here’s what Bliss had to say:
Hi Antonio. First, I just wanted to say, thank you so much for your message. That was so sweet of you to write to me. I’m extremely flattered with your request, but unfortunately, I am seeing someone. But, I know there is someone out there for you. I know it’s a little hard right now with everything going out with COVID and having to stay inside, so I hope you’re staying inside, staying healthy, and happy, but I know once everything clears up, you’ve got to get out there. You know, just get out there, meet someone, and someone will show you what it means to be loved. Someone will show you that you deserve all the happiness in the world and be treated in the best way possible and I know that there is someone out there for you. Just got to keep looking. Just like Dory says, ‘just keep swimming’. Bye Antonio.
As more WWE Superstars turn to Cameo, it makes you wonder what kind of person takes four hundred dollars to let a wrestling fan know that yes, believe it or not, an attractive woman is seeing someone (that someone happens to be Ryan Cabrera, about as well-known to me as Tyler Reks) Then again, maybe Bliss is all too aware of the P.O.P. and she’s letting a trick be a trick. Coincidentally, this video is a great example of a new entry at the Urban Dictionary “I hope she sees this bro” defined as:
Phrase to use when a man’s been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.
Do you think Alexa Bliss is simply capitalizing on her God-given assets and/or cosmetically-assisted ones or is this a semi-classy (albeit expensive) way of manipulating a horny and/or an obsessive fan? Also, do you think Bliss put any effort into the video, or did she tape it in between wipes after some Taco Bell Grubhub with Charly Caruso?