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Dominick Cruz Showed USADA His Boner | @DominickCruz

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Ever since USADA took over drug-testing operations in the UFC, we’ve heard some wild stories. The agency shows up at fighters homes unannounced, and often in the wee hours of the morning. It appears former Bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz had enough of the antics, and he showed the agency his morning erection. Check out Cruz’s rendition of the story.

Ok yeah Cruz’s version of the story is hilarious, but think about what the USADA guy would’ve had to say! “Yeah so I show up at this dudes door to take his piss and he answers with a rock-hard cock poking out of his robe.”

Honestly, I really think this ‘give no fucks’ mentality is what made Dom such a great fighter. I just love the thinking. If you wanna knock on my door at 630 AM, be ready to see my penis. Bet your ass that going forward USADA doesn’t knock on the door of the Cruz household until at least noon … unless they liked it.

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