


Don’t get me wrong, I love college football. Huge fan, watch every Saturday. But, I don’t know, something about the Heisman just doesn’t do it for me. It’s gonna go to a guy who’s gotta a 50-50 shot to make noise in the league, defensive players have no shot at winning, and the presentation is just such a freaking bore. I’d rather s it through an astro physics lecture than the Heisman presentation.
Does it have to take an hour? Do we need to hear from every asshole who’s ever won the Heisman? I don’t know who half of these people are! You know how we should find out who won? A tweet. A singular tweet. An @Heisman twitter account should be created, and they tweet once a year to announce the winner. That’s it.
The pose is sick tho. I love that thing. Do it right now, you’ll feel powerful. I’m gonna start doing it in my every day life just to establish dominance.
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