Charli D’amelio showed some underwear on her Instagram. Or maybe she didn’t. I don’t know, I didn’t check. If you want to her Instagram handle is @charlidamelio, but honeslty, what do I have to say about it. We all wear underwear. I’m a boxers guy myself. You ever accidentally touch your mom’s underwear when you’re doing laundry? That’s terrible. Nothing will wanna make you amputate your hand faster than slightly grazing your mother’s panties inside of the dryer. I had to think of it, and now you do too.

https://twitter.com/ProSportsExtra/status/1468266306428309504


Now that the teenage underwear talk is out of the way, let’s talk about a more pressing issue, and that’s this kid in my writing class who just lost an entire 25-page paper the day before it’s due because he forgot to save it. He’s sitting here physically crying inside of this college classroom, yet I feel no sympathy for him.

https://twitter.com/ProSportsExtra/status/1468225950529859595

Why should I? Dude, it’s 2021 if you’re still writing massive papers on Microsoft word, and not using any sort of cloud service, the issue is with you. And if you are doing that, you should be clicking that save button 100 times an hour. Like, literally after every sentence. You don’t even have to hit file < save < save as, and all that crap. Just hit control s and keep writing. I could ask my five-year-old sister and she’d explain that to you.

The worst part of the whole thing is the 20 other simps in this class who are sitting around commiserating with this fool as if he’s not completely in the wrong. Nice kid, don’t get me wrong but figure out how to use a google doc. Have fun writing 25 pages in a night lol, I’d say Red Bull on me but I don’t really feel that bad.

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