Events
Could Andrew Cuomo’s Career Be Cooked? Governor Grabass Gone?
Increasingly dark days for New York Governor Andrew “King” Cuomo as sexual harassment allegations threaten to ruin his run as…
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Did An American Airlines Flight Encounter a UFO?
Did an American Airlines flight traveling from Cincinnati to Phoenix encounter an unidentified flying object (UFO)? That’s the question people…
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Snitches Get Riches: Teen Turns in Old Man and Nets Over $100,000
Looks like the 18-year-old who turned his old man in to law enforcement for his alleged role in the Capitol…
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Teen Turns Father in for Role in Capitol Occupation: Will He Get Grounded?
In a situation some are hailing as heroic and others calling a classic case of ratfinkery, 18-year-old Jackson Reffitt appeared…
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Low Fat Ice Cream Is Better Than Regular Ice Cream. Yeah, I Fucking Said It.
As I sit here isolated on the brink of psychosis from months of ferocious masturbation binge watching and eating, it…
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Did Bill Clinton Fall Asleep at “Creepy” Joe Biden’s Inauguration?
Did former President Bill “Bubba” Clinton fall asleep during “Creepy” Joe Biden’s Presidential inauguration? That’s the question Americans are asking…
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Phil Spector Dead at 81
The man who created the “Wall of Sound” production system that led to numerous hit pop music acts has gone…
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A Country in Chaos? FBI Warns of Armed Protests in 50 States
Is the shitshow of January 6 at the U.S. Capitol a sneak preview of what’s to come? That seems to…
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Was Capitol Intruder Richard Barnett Just Looking to Take a Dump?
When you gotta go, you gotta go. That seems to be the defense of 60-year-old Richard “Bigo” Barnett, the man…
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Updated. Trump Not Attending Creepy Joe’s Inauguration: Trump’s Final FU?
Shocking news as WWE Hall of Famer Donald J. Trump has announced he is not attending the inauguration of President-elect…
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