Famed 19th Century military captain and twitter account @CaptAndrewLuck has decided to hang up his musket for good.
Dearest friends —— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) August 28, 2019
A heartfelt thank you. And a fond farewell.
— Andrew https://t.co/vReoCytpJw
Captain Luck will now be able to spend some more time with his dearest mother and his squirrel oil or whatever.
Here are a few of the good captain’s most memorable letters:
Dearest mother —
I write with most distressful news. The men have been hoodwinked. The deserter McDaniels is on the lamb, likely headed toward New England, my best scouts report. Was this a ploy to merely spy? We shall never know. Irritating.
— Andrew— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) February 7, 2018
Dearest mother —— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) October 8, 2017
Please knit our sniper, Sgt. Vinatieri, a squirrel fur sweater. I wish to thank him properly for our victory.
Dearest mother —— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) February 2, 2017
Our cannon specialist, Lt. Patrick from the McAfee peninsula, is departing the unit to be a war correspondent.