Watching Alabama completely slaughter Maryland for the last hour has forced me to succumb to the conclusion that this team is really, really good. Like, final four good. But I’m sorry, Alabama should not get a good basketball team. When you have the most dominant football program in the history of the universe, you shouldn’t get a national championship caliber basketball team too.
Like, is there any way we can get Alabama to donate their basketball program to a school with a shitty football and basketball program? Because, trust me, there’s a lot of those. Do the red necks of Tuscaloosa really deserve this much winning? What about, like, Wake Forrest, or Vanderbilt, or Kansas State, orrrrrr…. Duke. You know, teams that are just garbage at football and basketball. At a certain point, there’s just too much winning. The NCAA’s gotta step in and tell Bama its Saban, Oats, or neither, not both.