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32 Thoughts From Week Three of the 2019 NFL Season

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1. ARIZONA CARDINALS (0-2-1)

Kliff Kingsbury and Kyler Murray have yet to win their first NFL game, losing to a Cam Newton-less Panthers team at home. Murray was sacked 8 times in the loss.

2. ATLANTA FALCONS (1-2)

After a win against the depleted Eagles, the Falcons come up short against the Indianapolis Colts. Matt Ryan apparently hates Julio Jones:

3. BALTIMORE RAVENS (2-1)

The Ravens tried to keep pace with the Chiefs high paced offense and could not. This team can run the ball, however. Former Heisman winner Mark Ingram is showing he can still get it done on the ground, scoring 3 TD’s on Sunday.

4. BUFFALO BILLS (3-0)

The Bills are undefeated.

Bill’s fans are undefeated:

5. CAROLINA PANTHERS (1-2)

Are the Panthers better without Cam Newton? Probably not.

Replacement QB, Kyle Allen looked pretty good in his first start this year (although it was against the Cardinals) throwing 4 touchdown passes.

6. CHICAGO BEARS (2-1)

The Bears forced five turnovers on Monday night and Mitchell Trubisky didn’t look like the worst quarterback in the league for a little bit. The Bears are in “last place” in the NFC North, which is proving to be the toughest division in the NFL.

7. CINCINNATI BENGALS (0-3)

The Bengals are still bad. Andy Dalton is still Andy Dalton. This team is 0-3.

8. CLEVELAND BROWNS (1-2)

I really don’t like this team.

Freddie Kitchens seems to be overmatched in his head coaching role. Check out this sweet play call:

https://twitter.com/ftbeard_17/status/1175966526966337537

9. DALLAS COWBOYS (3-0)

The Cowboys remain undefeated, picking up a free win agains the Dolphins. Dak is still having a career year and looking like he should get his extension.

10. DENVER BRONCOS (0-3)

The Broncos are probably the best of the 0-3 teams (yippee?), even though they are in a “world of suck”:

11. DETROIT LIONS (2-0-1)

Are the Lions lucky to be undefeated? Hell yeah they are. They need to bank  as many wins as they can, as they play the Chiefs, Packers, and Vikings their next three games. Those teams combine for a 8-1 record.

12. GREEN BAY PACKERS (3-0)

The Packers have gotten to quick lead the past two weeks, but haven’t really pulled away from anyone yet. We will see if Aaron Rodgers can pull off some more magic in the coming weeks, playing the Eagles, Cowboys, and Lions in the three coming weeks.

13. HOUSTON TEXANS (2-1)

The Texans were able to come up with a big road win against the San Diego Los Angeles Chargers. Deshaun Watson is good.

14. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (2-1)

All of the sudden the Andrew Luck-less Colts are 2-1. This team has a strong roster and should, at the very least, compete for a playoff spot.

15. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (1-2)

Minshew Mania is in full effect.

16. KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (3-0)

Can anyone stop this offense? The next challenger is the Lions, as the two teams will meet up for a matchup at Ford Field.

17. LOS ANGELES CHARGERS (1-2)

Well, the Chargers have now lost two in a row, and will have to start making something happen if they are going to try and keep pace with the Chiefs.

18. LOS ANGELES RAMS (3-0)

The Rams have not lost a game. It still feels as though we haven’t seen the best of this team yet.

19. MIAMI DOLPHINS (0-3)

At least they scored this week.

20. MINNESOTA VIKINGS (2-1)

Kirk Cousins admitted that he can’t be a complete piece of shit anymore, but Dalvin Cook looks like he can carry this team.

21. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (3-0)

They won again, but they will have to be without Antonio Brown (I think?).

22. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (2-1)

Teddy Bridgewater proved that he could win with this Saints offense, winning against the Seahawks in rainy Seattle.

23. NEW YORK GIANTS (1-2)

IS DANIEL JONES ELITE?

24. NEW YORK JETS (0-3)

Sam Darnold’s Mono doesn’t seem so bad after seeing this:

https://twitter.com/Supreme_gifs/status/1173768005349568514

25. OAKLAND RAIDERS (1-2)

After a Week One win, the Gruden Grinders can’t figure it out against two tough opponents. Josh Jacobs is doing a good job running the ball for the silver and black.

26. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (1-2)

The Eagles are losing players to injuries and losing games. They made too many mistakes against the Lions, in a game they probably should have won.

27. PITTSBURGH STEELERS (0-3)

Have to feel bad for this franchise, as they lose their third straight game to start the season. The Steelers took the lead late, but couldn’t hang on to win.

28. SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (3-0)

The 49er’s have played three bad teams, and have three wins to show for it. Can they keep pace with the Seahawks and Rams for the entirety of the season?

29. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (2-1)

The Seahawks had two close wins but couldn’t beat the Drew Brees-less Saints at home.

30. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (1-2)

The Bucs had a chance to win late, but:

31. TENNESSEE TITANS (1-2)

 How long will Marcus Mariota be the Titans’ QB?

32. WASHINGTON REDSKINS (0-3)

After dropping to 0-3, you have to wonder if Jay Gruden has much more time in DC.

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