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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife – Kansas Woman Creates 60 Foot Christmas Cock

Tis the season to be jolly – or get your jollies, at your neighbor’s expense.

24-year-old Shelby Gash (no pun intended) was clearly overcome by the Christmas spirit when she decided to create a 60 foot penis complete with testicles, out of white Christmas lights, on top of the roof of her house.

In case her neighbors couldn’t see her modern day masterpiece, she shared the heartwarming news on Facebook.

Gash thought the decoration in her Lenexa, Kansas neighborhood was necessary because the people needed to loosen up.

“The neighborhood’s kind of, like, vibe’s kind of gone down cause everyone’s kind of uptight,” Gash said. “So, it’s more of a, kind of, orneriness.”

She said people who see it are laughing and taking photos, although not all her neighbors agree.

“It’s a joke that wears out pretty quick,” one neighbor told WDAF. Another neighbor told WDAF it was inappropriate for children.

Four days into the controversy, with concerns from area families mounting, Gash took the Christmas cock down. Which pretty much proves she was right all along about her neighbors being too uptight.

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