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A Letter To The Person Yelling “Portnoy Sucks” During The US Open On National TV: Fuck You, Learn To Respect Dave Portnoy The Founder Of The Internet | @stoolpresidente

Here is my letter to the MORON yelling “Portnoy Sucks” at the US Open.

Dear Moron Yelling “Portnoy Sucks”:

Hi.

My name is Trevor, I started Pro Sports Extra at the age of 12 and am now 21. I’ve been following Dave Portnoy for years! Since his show on BlogTalkRadio back in like 2010! Now enough is enough.

Let me ask you this, moron, could you imagine if Dave Portnoy never started Barstool Sports? If Dave was never on the Internet?

You think we live in a weak society now. Imagine a world without Dave Portnoy. It would suck. Without Dave we would be 100x softer than we already are, and we would more than likely have no Big Cat or 95% of the personalities at Barstool. So literally… Go take your thumb and sit on it.

And you know what, I know people chirp Dave. You’re not the only one.. But it’s been getting a bit ridiculous. Left and right, constantly, jab, jab, jab. Dave takes more shit than anyone, and I’m getting sick of it.

Learn to respect the bricks and the foundation that Dave and Barstool Sports built.

Fucking Dweeb.

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Like honestly dude, go fuck yourself. I hope someone knocks you into another dimension, if that’s even how you spell it.

Go Pres Go!

 

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